Plastic Sally
Sally has been at her post on SW Adams Street in Peoria, IL since at least 1965. Through thick and thin she has guided drivers of all types, in all conditions to her tire store. Ol' Sal has been the most reliable woman many drivers have ever known. She even did a stint on the national news for her revealing bikini (for the summer driving season only). I think that even if I didn't need tires, I might buy them anyway if I was bleary-eyed, and on the the road. She represents safety, consistency, and a great value. Everything most men look for in a wife. Well almost everything. But she has that covered, too. After a few weeks in her new mini skirt, she will be just a bit dirty, too.
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