Being There in the Diner

 

If you are of a certain age you remember the movie Being There with Peter Sellers. 

Similar to right now, the population assumes there is something of substance from a marketing-contrived personality when, in actuality, there is nothing there. If you choose to see it, you will agree we are "there" now, in real-time. In the meantime, count your money before it is digitized "for your own good" and before you own nothing and are happy. 

If you REALLY want something to Be There, you need to look at the trusty K9. She is the shortest of the subjects above. She almost talks and certainly has captured the attention of the humanoids at the diner as she looks them in the eye. The difference is that she is the real thing; not the contrived thing.